SLOW FADE TO BLACK:

 

a novel by

 Gorman Bechard  

  

   

  Installment #8

    

  

 

copyright 1999

Gorman Bechard

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

     

  

This is a work of fiction.  Names, places, characters, films, books, songs, TV programs, universities, cities, politicians and incidents, in other words EVERYTHING depicted in SLOW FADE TO BLACK: is fictitious, or use fictitiously.  The events in this work of fiction are not real, nor are they intended to be so interpreted.  For example, any quotes, speeches, thoughts, newspaper headlines, histories, anything and everything contained herein is completely a product of the author's imagination and there is no intention to imply that any of it is real. 

 

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THIRTY-FOUR

 

 

 

      Max pulled his Jeep into the half mile long private drive that led to Jeffrey Theilgard's Malibu castle.  The parking lot was mostly empty now.  No stretch limos, no chauffeurs, not even a Range Rover.  Just a shiny new Boxster, parked up front, close to the main entrance, and an old Volvo station wagon parked by the servants' quarters.

      A butler answered the door, an elderly man with a foreign accent.  German, Max correctly guessed.  "Miss Theilgard's out back . . . by . . . the . . . pool," he said, waving his hand game-show-hostess-like in the direction in which Max was supposed to walk.

      "Thank you," Max said, disappearing into the bowels of the mansion.  It seemed even larger, more oppressive, without the celebrity decorations. 

      He came, eventually, to the marble veranda which overlooked the pool -- though to call it a pool would be an insult to Mother Nature.  He noticed movement under the water and figured it to be Heather taking a morning swim.  He walked down the marble steps than led to the pool and his leading lady.  It was at the edge of the pool that he noticed the familiar brass plaque.  Christ! Another Akihiko Takei original.  This one was called, Jayne Mansfield's Vulva.  Max must have been too nervous the night of the Healer announcement to ever even notice.  Too nervous and too pre-occupied.  He looked about at the plants that surrounded the poolside.  He was puzzled, but not about Takei's obvious popularity -- the man was talented.  He knew plants, their personalities and their splendor.  No, what bothered Max was the millionaire gardener's obvious obsession with Jayne Mansfield's most private parts.  What was the deal here?  He envisioned some rock n' roll oldies flora fantasy: part The Girl Can't Help It, part Little Shop of Horrors, by way of the most lurid chapters of Gray's Anatomy, all dubbed in English like some dreadful Godzilla flick.

      Max was shaking his head, mostly out of confusion as to who'd play the Tom Ewell part, when Heather called out his name.

      "Max," she said.  "Over here."

      He looked up.  Heather waved from the edge of the pool.  Her hair was slicked back.  It reminded Max of the night she fell into this same pool, fainting away at her father's announcement that she'd be playing Leanna.

      "Care to join me for a swim?" she asked.

      Max walked a few steps closer.  He gripped the script tightly in his hand and said, "We've got work to do."

      "Suit yourself," Heather said.  "I'll be out in a minute."  She pushed off from the edge of the pool -- a flash of pink surrounded by the bluest of blue.  Water blue and flesh pink, and nothing else.  Heather wasn't wearing a bathing suit, she was naked.  Max took a step forward, and watched as she swam toward the far shallow end.  Okay, he thought, mouthing the word. 

      Her body emerged from the glistening blue of the water, the droplets clinging to her tight figure.  She walked slowly, step by step, no hurry -- Heather knew she was being watched.  And when she arrived at poolside, she bent slowly at the waist to retrieve the towel that rested on the ceramic tiled floor next to one of the numerous chaise lounges.  Max shook his head, then looked away.  He didn't want to see her like this, he didn't need to.

      Toweling herself off, Heather turned and called to him, "Let's work over here.  There's some shade."

      Max walked slowly in her direction -- very slowly.  She was tucking a tank top into her shorts, and zipping them up, when Max arrive by her side.  She towel dried her hair and motioned toward a glass patio table safely hidden from the sun under a few transplanted palm trees.

      "Will this do?" she asked.

      "It'll be fine," he said, walking over, taking a seat, and crossing his legs.

      "Something to drink?"

      "Sure."

      Heather yelled into the house.  "Julie, can we get a pitcher of lemonade, please?"

      Something resembling an answer came from the mansion, and in a moment, a maid -- Julie, or so Max figured -- placed a pitcher of ice cold lemonade and two clean glasses on the table top before him.

      "Thanks," Heather said, tossing the towel aside, taking a seat.

      "Will that be all?" Julie asked.

      "For now."

      The maid disappeared.

      Heather grabbed her copy of the Healer script from a corner of the table.  "Where do you want to start?"

      "Y'know," Max said, "Usually rehearsals take place on a set, with other cast members, a script supervisor and the screenwriter present.  Why here?  Why alone?"

      Heather pulled a cigarette from a pack of Marlboro Lights -- boxed -- that sat off to one side of the table along with some sunglasses and a Movado watch.  She tapped the end of the cigarette against the glass table top, once, twice, then a few more times, then holding the cigarette between her index and middle fingers, placed it to her mouth, lit it and took a long, thought-filled drag.

      "You smoke?" he asked.

      "Leanna does." 

      It was the answer he expected, because as far as Max knew, smoking was a habit Heather didn't indulge in.  But Leanna chain smoked.  Lighting cigarettes, one after another -- Marlboro Lights in a box -- hands shaking -- more so, of course, toward the end of her story.

      When Heather took another long drag, her hands began to tremble -- Max noticed -- just slightly.  Finally she spoke, answered his first question.  "Because none of the other cast members matter.  You know that as well as I do.  Leanna is the only important character in his movie.  And I . . . am . . . Leanna.  What good will a script supervisor do?  Make notes in the margins?  Feed me lines?  She'd just get in the way.  Even Anatole would, because he doesn't take it seriously.  He doesn't take Hollywood seriously.  No one knows this story like I do.  Like we do.  No one cares about it like we do.  No one shares that passion."  She looked away for a moment.  Max could feel her heat -- the heat of her passion, not sexual, but a passion of an altogether different variety.  An intellectual passion -- her passion for Healer.  She turned back.  Another long drag.  "Where do you want to start?"

      "Which are your problem scenes?" Max asked.

      "There are none," she said, so very serious.

      He nodded, then matched her seriousness, note for note, "Then let's start at the beginning."

 

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       The Jewelry Mart on South Hill Street in downtown Los Angeles proper was a collection of small jewelry shops of varying quality and integrity, mostly comparable to New York's diamond district on West 47th Street.  It was here Paige, armed with a photographic reproduction of the elephant pendant, courtesy of a video printer, began her quest to discover what mysteries that four-tusked three-eyed golden version of the endangered species might hold.

      The first jeweler, a "certified" gemologist named Murray, told her it looked like cheap costume junk.  "See the way those diamonds sparkle?" Murray said, pointing at the tusks.  "Glass, nothing but glass."

      The second expert told her much the same thing.  He had never seen such a piece, and probably wouldn't have paid much attention if he had.

      It wasn't until after lunch, Paige's seventh stop of the day, that she struck some sort of pay dirt.  A jeweler named Gozal, told her the piece, did in fact, look very rare, but somewhat familiar, and if he could hold on to the photograph, he'd be glad to call her in a few days with whatever information he could unearth.

      "That would be wonderful," Paige said, handing the man a twenty dollar bill for his efforts.

      Gozal nodded graciously.  "Might I ask, why you are inquiring about such a piece?"

      "It was my mother's," Paige lied.  "I'd like to know more about it.  And maybe have a copy made."

      "Of course."

 

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      It took the better part of the afternoon for Max and Heather to get through the entire script.  Most of the scenes were a breeze -- her press conference, her testimony at the trial of her four attackers, and especially her first healing -- a woman dying of cancer in the hospital room next to hers.  Max was so impressed and distracted with the range of Heather's emotions, that repeatedly he forgot to feed her lines, and once found tears welling in his eyes to go with the goosebumps parading up and down his arms.

      After he finally read the predictable FADE OUT, shut the script, and pushed it aside, he took a long, hard look at his leading lady.  She seemed more than tired -- honestly exhausted, drained of passion, drained of life.  She seemed as if she wanted nothing more than to sleep.

      She looked up and smiled at Max.  "Was that okay?" she asked.

      "Better than okay," Max said.  "You're there."

      Heather nodded.  "I feel it," she said, lighting a cigarette -- the last cigarette of her second pack of the afternoon.  Julie had emptied the hand carved crystal ash tray countless times, like a waitress doing everything for that big tip.

      "Ready to rehearse with the rest of the cast?"

      She nodded.

      Max understood what it was all about.  Heather had never done this before.  Her rich, powerful daddy had handed her the role of a lifetime on a silver platter.  And she wanted to succeed.  She needed to prove to the world, her co-stars, her director, the author, her father, even herself, that she deserved the right to play Leanna.  That she was Leanna.  She needed to prove that as badly as she wanted the part.  And understandably, Heather was scared.

      Max stood.  "Tomorrow," he said.  "We'll meet in my office at ten."

      She nodded, then yawned.  "Sorry," she said.

      Max smiled.  "You look like you could use a nap."

      "Yeah," Heather said, suddenly wishing she had the energy to flirt, to say something like, care to join me?  But she could only sigh deeply.  The chaise lounge over by the edge of the pool looked too inviting -- more inviting, even, than Max.

      "I'll see myself out," he said.

      "Bye."

      "Bye."

      She walked over to the chaise and sat down, watching Max as he disappeared into the bowels of the huge castle.  The sun felt warm -- hypnotic and warm.  She slipped off her shorts, and out of her tank top, then laid back.  She closed her eyes.  It took no time, and Heather Theilgard was sound asleep.  Sleep was what she needed now, more than just about anything else.

 

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      Max revved the engine of the CJ7 and headed down the half mile driveway.  He was too absorbed with thoughts of his life, his film, with thoughts of Paige, to notice that a fourth vehicle had joined his Jeep, the Boxster and the Volvo wagon in the castle's parking lot.  A black Mercedes sedan was perched off to one side of the Volvo, its driver, James Utz, hidden behind the steering wheel and darkened glass of the windshield. 

      Utz smiled as the vision of Max's 4X4 disappeared down the long winding private road.  The bald little man was tempted.  He knew Heather had a penchant for sunbathing nude, and the thought of catching a glimpse of Theilgard's little girl's snatch made Utz want to blow himself.  But that would have to wait.  Right now, it was her private meeting with Mr. Maxwell that interested him most.  Strictly work -- he doubted it seriously.  Heather was too fine and much too foxy for that.  And if anyone knew of Max's sexual addiction, it was Utz, who had studied his exploits during the making of his movie.  No, Max was slamming the boss' little girl -- of that Utz was sure.  And he had just the tool to catch them in the act.  He started the Mercedes and eased down the driveway.  He'd return the next day, or the day after that.  Whenever the Boxster was in the studio parking lot and not there, in Malibu.  He'd return with a suitcase or two filled with the finest high tech video gadgetry money could buy -- and that half million dollar bonus could buy a lot of gadgetry.  He'd return, set it up -- the maid would buy the "it's for security" line -- and wait.  And in turn, he'd get the video of a lifetime.  One that would most likely make Jeffrey Theilgard blow his final fuse.

 

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THIRTY-FIVE

 

 

 

      Kristine Jacobson had worked as an assistant director with some of the finest filmmakers in the industry.  She was by Scorsese's side throughout the making and editing of Raging Bull, she was Sir Richard Attenborough's right hand on the Gandhi set, she assisted Terry Gilliam during his creations, Brazil, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, and The Fisher King, and even worked with Robert Zemeckis on Forest Gump.  But when Bill Wendenstein called and asked her to work on Healer, she felt apprehensive.  It had been a long time since Kristine had worked with a novice director -- a real long time -- someone fresh from the romanticism of low budget labor-of-love filmmaking.  Hell, she had even turned down Quentin Tarantino when asked to assist on his sophomore effort Pulp Fiction -- okay, everyone made mistakes now and then.  And she wasn't sure that at the age of forty-four, with more than two dozen film credits under her assistant directorial belt, she wanted to deal with the pressure, insecurities, and general hassles of working with a Hollywood rookie.

      Wendenstein convinced her otherwise.  "Max is great," he said.

      "They're all great," Kristine argued.

      "He's talented, driven."

      "Ditto," she said.

      "I'll pay you four thousand a week, plus a twenty-five thousand dollar bonus if this thing comes in more or less on time and relatively on budget."

      "More or less?  Relatively?"

      "Theilgard's daughter has got the lead."

      "I remember reading that."

      "Well?"

      "Make it five grand a week, and spell out the more or less and that relatively, and you've got yourself an assistant director."

      "Deal."

 

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      Kristine expected the worst.  She figured Max would be self-absorbed, pretentious, like most of the directors hot of a film festival smash.  He'd have a vision, and use a lot of French terminology.  Healer could never be called a movie, it would always have to be referred to as a film.  But before long, when the pressures of unions and working with millions of dollars instead of hundreds of dollars all came crashing down on his head, he'd run to Kristine and she'd kiss the boo-boo and make it all better.  She thought about a few of the other first-timers she worked with -- Man, what some rag like the National Enquirer or Star wouldn't pay for her stories.  But the inquiring minds of the world would have to wait for the eventual retirement and that resulting autobiography.  Holding Hands in Hollywood, she'd call it.  Or maybe, Cry Babies, Concubines, and Crooks -- My Life Behind the Scenes in the Land of Dreams.  Would that book ever set old Hollywood on its ear?  Yes, she thought to herself, it most certainly would.

      But when she met John Maxwell in Wendenstein's lavish office suite, she was immediately and pleasantly surprised.  He seemed humble -- well, as humble as any film director could ever hope to be.  He seemed nice, friendly, and -- could it be? -- anxious for her input.  It was as if he really had the best interest of Healer in mind.

      "You've done this more often than I have," Max said to her during that first meeting.  "I'll probably look to you for a lot of hand holding."

      Kristine didn't know what to say.  So, she just smiled.

      "I told you he was different," Wendenstein said later.

      "Let's see how things are once the cameras roll."

 

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      While Max spent the afternoon rehearsing with Heather in Malibu, Kristine was busy working with the film's production manager, Buck Milani.  First they checked with the location scout on the progression of the numerous sets which were being built to Max and Anatole's specifications, then they visited the costume department where Leanna's wardrobe, as well as the clothing of every cast member, from walk-ons and extras to the most important supporting players, was being compiled.

      Kristine was to meet with Max late in the afternoon to give him a run down and help devise a shooting schedule.

      Max arrived at the studio a little after four.  His secretary, Alice, handed him a small pile of those pink while-you-were-out message sheets and informed him that Kristine was waiting in his office.

      "How'd it go?" she asked, as he entered and took a seat behind his desk.

      Words of praise for Heather's performance ran through his head, but they all sounded phony somehow, as if phrases like amazing, stupendous, or the ever popular fabulous lacked real meaning in Hollywood.  Movie advertising blurbs ran through his mind, If you see one movie this year . . .  So, he shrugged and smiled, and simply said, "Real good."  His tone actually said it all.

      Kristine liked Max.  She wondered to herself for a moment, how long before he and his leading lady were an item.  Two weeks, she'd give it -- once the cameras rolled, once he yelled "action," that's when the sexual chemistry would begin to boil.  She had seen it so many times before, and it never mattered if the director or the leading lady were married, otherwise engaged, or even gay, they always ended up in the sack -- no matter what.  It was an undeviating occurrence, the greatest of all foreplay -- it just had to happen.  And nothing seemingly, not even a distaste for the other's sex, could stop it.

      "She'll be able to pull it off?" Kristine asked.

      "She's Leanna," Max said.  "I can't even picture anyone else playing the role.  Not now.  Not after watching her."  Then, "Now . . . shall we?"

      She nodded and pulled up a chair, close to Max's.  They opened up the Healer script on the desk top before them.  One hundred, eleven scenes in total.  They had been broken down by location, and cross-referenced by the characters who appeared in each.

      Max ran a finger down the location list.  Twenty-one scenes took place in the hospital -- a total of twenty-six pages -- beginning with scene five -- Leanna waking up in a hospital bed shortly after her attack, and ending with scene one hundred, eight -- her bedside vigil as the last of her attackers dies.  These scenes would be shot first. 

      "I'd like to start with her first hospital scene," Max said.

      "That's not a problem," Kristine said.  "Dr. Franklin's in that one."  She checked the cross referencing.  "He's in a lot of them.  We'll spend the first few days getting a lot of his hospital scenes out of the way.  Leanna's got to be around anyhow -- she'll be practically living on the set."

      "She's in all but thirteen scenes," Max said.

      "And half of those are establishing shots."

      "Right."

      "At a shooting ratio of two pages a day," Kristine said, "I'm figuring fifteen days with the hospital set.  That'll give us an extra couple of days in case something runs over.  Which always happens."

      Max seemed surprised.  "Only two pages a day?"

      "This is big budget, Max.  I.E. slow.  We film at a snail's pace.  You've got a crew of forty.  You've got unions -- strict, pain in the ass unions.  The wrong person so much as touches a freakin' light, we get fined.  You got actors with egos out to Santa Barbara and back.  You got press junkets.  Entertainment Tonight.  You'll have freakin' Mary Hart shoving a microphone in your face every other day asking you how things are going while you're trying to concentrate on getting in a shot before the Goddamn magic hour disappears."  She shrugged.  "You're budgeted for a fourteen week shoot.  That's seventy working days.  If we pull off two pages a day, you're under budget and in early.  You'll be viewed as the second coming of Harry Cohn, for Christ's sakes."  Her forehead crinkled as she peered intensely at him.  "Got it?"

      He shrugged.  "Do I have a choice?"

      "Yeah," she chuckled.  "Work retail."

      He nodded and smiled.

      "Welcome to Hollywood."

 

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THIRTY-SIX

 

 

 

      Wesley Selden had always hated L.A. 

      He wished he could just ship a copy of the latest tape to Paige via Fed-Ex.  Attach a note: "Call me."  But he knew better.  He knew he'd have to catch the earliest possibly flight out to Los Angeles and hand deliver the video.  Ahh . . . L.A.  It gave him the heebie-jeebies, the shakes.  It made him want to up chuck and swallow it back down.  It made him think of Maggie.

      He picked up the phone and dialed the American Airlines reservation number.  A woman's voice came on the line and asked the FBI commander to "press the number one" to indicate that he indeed was calling from a touch tone phone.

      Selden sighed, and pressed one.  He listened to further instructions, and pressed further buttons, and eventually he was put on hold.  And as he listened to a Muzak version of Slaughter's "Up All Night" -- a song which he wouldn't have recognized even in its original form -- he couldn't help but think that all this blasted technology was the fault of the Japanese.

 

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      Jeffrey Theilgard was annoyed.  His date for the evening, a young woman named Lisa, had cancelled on him.  A sore throat, she claimed, but could she make it up to him on another night.  He grunted, sure, then hung up. 

      Lisa was an actress who had been given an under five as a nurse in a hospital scene in Healer.  An under five was a glorified walk-on, where the character actually got to speak --though their dialogue was limited to under five lines -- thus the name, under five.  Lisa was a cute, busty girl Theilgard met at the Ivy.  She was waitressing.  He was having lunch with Francis Ford Coppola.

      Theilgard had no plans on starring Lisa in one of his little films.  She had family in the Los Angeles area.  Her father was a police sergeant.  He just wanted to give her a break in the business, and get a little appreciation on the side.  Mutually consenting appreciation, of course.  He was looking forward to spending the evening with Lisa, and now his plans had been shot to Cleveland.

      He buzzed Randall.  "Get in here," he said.  "And bring some headshots."

      "Yes, sir," Randall said.  He knew too well what that meant.  He grabbed a pile of the best of the most recent arrivals -- no wonder, he thought, they were called headshots -- and scuttled into the boss' office.

      "Boobs," Theilgard said, very seriously.  "I want big boobs."

      "Hmmm." Randall rubbed his chin as he flipped through the pictures.  He came across one girl, a model --  Angelique was her name -- who had stapled a body shot to the back of her resume.  In the four-by-five, drug store developed, photo-by-boyfriend glossy, the young woman was wearing a skimpy bikini.  Randall turned the photo toward Theilgard.  "They don't come much bigger than this," he said, thinking, if you don't mind the soft natural feel of silicone -- was there a Silicone Valley pun somewhere in all of this?

      The big man smiled.  "Yes," he said.  "Give her a call.  Will you?"

      "Sure thing."

      Randall went back to his desk.  He looked at the photograph of the young woman and tried to imagine what it would be like doing a woman so obviously well endowed.  He hadn't a clue.  Randall had never been with a woman.  Well, that blowjob by his boyfriend's mom didn't really count.  He was seventeen, and she couldn't deal with her son's sexual preference.  She figured if she got Randall to realize how good heterosexual sex was, her son would follow.  But not in this lifetime!  It was the worst head Randall had ever received.  And it proved his theory -- if you didn't have a cock, you didn't know how to suck one.

      He dialed Angelique's number.  She was home and would be honored to have dinner with Mr. Theilgard that evening.  He buzzed his boss and gave him the good news.

      "Thank you," Theilgard said.

      "No problem," Randall said, suddenly realizing that the only time Theilgard ever thanked him was when he arranged to get the big man laid.

 

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      Heather Theilgard was seated by the pool of the Malibu castle.  She was studying the Healer script, studying it  obsessively, when the phone rang. 

      "Hello," she said.

      It was Seth Fusco, one of her co-stars.  He was calling to see if she'd like to have dinner with him, or maybe go for a drink.

      "No, thank you," she said, politely.

      Fusco was stunned.  He had no clue as to what his reaction should be.  No girl had ever turned him down before.  No matter what his request, no matter what his suggestion, no matter what.  Not ever.  It just didn't happen.  He had been on the cover of Seventeen magazine four times in the past two years.  He had just been named to People magazine's list of the fifty most beautiful people in the world.  What eighteen-year-old girl could resist his charms?  "Are you, ah . . . sure?" he asked.

      "Yes," Heather said, earnestly.  "But thank you for asking.  See you on the set."  She hung up the phone, and on the other end of the line the resounding click! sliced through one of the largest egos in all of Hollywood like the proverbial knife through Land O Lakes sweet cream whipped butter.  Ouch!

      That was the third phone call Heather had received within the past hour.  First Flynn Taylor, another of her co-stars, had phoned to invite her to a party at his place.  She gracefully declined, but thanked him for thinking of her, nonetheless.        Then, Charlie Sheen, who had nothing to do with Healer and in fact had never even met Heather, called to see if she'd like to go for a ride on his new Harley.  She hadn't a clue as to how he got her phone number, but simply informed him that she really didn't like motorcycles, but (again) thanks anyway. 

      And then Fusco called. 

      Heather's other "attackers," Jesse Corbett and Ted Taylor, would have probably phoned as well, had one not been married, and the other gay.

      She looked over at the phone -- it was about to ring, she could feel it.  Reaching over she grabbed the receiver and gently placed it to one side.  There.  Off the hook.  Literally.  No more phone calls.  No more offers of parties and fast rides, either/or leading to sex . . . everything led to sex in L.A.  No more distractions.

      Heather turned back to her script and began once again to read, to memorize, to imbed the words, the phrases, the feelings, the idiosyncrasies, into her memory, into her very heart and soul.  To transform herself into Anatole's tortured young character.  To become, truly and inescapably, Leanna.

 

 

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      Angelique rattled Jeffrey Theilgard's bones.  She was determined to leave the studio boss speechless.  Once, twice, a third time, then again -- every which way and then some.  Until finally Theilgard groaned, "No more.  I can't take any more."

      The wannabe smiled.  She cooed, "Please.  Just once more."  Then she did something that no woman had ever done to the big man.  He was helpless, her victim.  He sprung back to life and she climbed on.  She rode, galloped off into the sunset, the wind beating at her back, sending tumbleweeds rolling this way and that.

      Then, before the credits could even begin to roll on epic number five, it was Theilgard's turn to do something he had never done before.  He couldn't help but say out loud, "Angelique, would you like a part in Healer?" 

      "A big part?" she asked.

      "Big enough," he said, understanding that this girl had just earned more than a lousy under five, this girl had earned the whole fucking enchilada, and she deserved the restaurant as well.

      "For a big part," she said.  "I'd do anything." 

      You already have, he thought, watching as she smiled, flipped back her hair and bucked like a first time driver behind the wheel of a Yugo equipped with standard transmission.  Then she did it again -- the salacious stunt that no other woman dare risk. 

      "Oh, my God," Theilgard moaned, thinking, this girl's going to be a star.

 

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THIRTY-SEVEN

 

 

 

      The week was a blur . . .

 

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      There was a meeting with Svenwall:

      "What look are you seeking?" the cinematographer asked.

      Max scratched at his chin.  "If I had my way," he said.  "Raging Bull meets Manhattan.  Deep dark wide screen black and white."

      "I like to dream as much as the next guy," Svenwall said, knowing, like Max, that the American movie-going public had little to zero tolerance for black and white.  That in their eyes, black and white was for I Love Lucy, the Three Stooges and artsy-fartsy music videos.  Black and white was for Woody Allen, and once for Steven Spielberg.  And, those exceptions aside, they didn't shell out seven dollars and fifty cents a ticket for black and white.  Black and white was for free.  And studios -- all studios, not just Theilgard -- didn't believe in free.

      "Yeah," Max said.  "Think about what we could do with the hospital scenes."

      "Give everything white an ethereal glow."

      Max nodded, then smiled suddenly. 

      "What?" Svenwall asked.

      "We could combine black and white with color."

      "Without pushing too many buttons?"

      Max shook his head, a determined no.  "Let's push 'em."

      "It's your film," Svenwall said, a shrug, then a smile.  "But I think the big man's going to have a shit fit."

      "Not if his daughter convinces him," Max said.

      "That do-able?"

      "I think so," Max said.

      "In that case," Svenwall said.  "We got the black and white of Raging Bull combined with the color of?"

      "Pedro Almodovar.  Bright, garish, out of control."

      "Get a little of that Unbearable Lightness of Being editing thing going and you've got yourself a winner," Svenwall said.

      "Let's hope so," Max said, then, "Everything inside the hospital in black and white."

      "Want every outside image in color?"

      "Meaning?"

      "You see a tree outside, through Leanna's hospital room window.  Want it in color?"

      "Can you do that?"

      "Yeah," Svenwall said.  "But it'll cost you."

      "It's not coming out of my pocket," Max said.

      "There you go.  Cameras haven't even begun to roll and already you've caught Cimino-itis."

      "I never have to look at the books.  I don't have to apply for another credit card to pay the lab bills," Max said, then,  "It's easy spending other people's money."

      "Ain't that the truth?"

      Another though occurred to Max.  "Should, maybe, the hospital itself be some massive black and white structure?  Even when seen from the outside?"

      "I like that," Svenwall said.

      "So do I," Max said.  "Let's do it."

      "Consider it done."

 

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      There was lunch with Michelle Bialer:

      "You looked like you haven't slept in weeks," she said.  "How you been eating okay."

      "Yes, mom."

      "Fine," she said smiling.  She was out in L.A. to meet with Michael Ovitz of CAA, and wanted to spend at least a little time with her favorite, most famous, client.  "I won't lecture."

      "You can lecture," Max said, smiling.  "I miss your lecturing."

      "I'm sure," she said, then, "I still can't believe you pulled this off."

      He smiled.  He had heard it so many times before.  "Final cut."

      "The New York office is still reeling."

      "I hope you took some of the credit."

      "All of it, are you kidding."

      Talk turned to movies, music, a hot new manuscript she was representing, then, Michelle asked, "Are you free later?"

      He exhaled.

      She knew what that meant.

      "What's her name?"

      "Paige."

      "Let's see," she said, busting his ass.  "Eighteen, blonde, 38-D, and she's a huge Metalica fan."

      "Try twenty-seven, brunette, what-ever the exact opposite of 38-D is, and she's a huge, notice I said huge now, Replacements fan."

      "Whoa . . . this sounds like true love."

 

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      Paige received a phone call:

      "Miss Thompson?"

      "Yes."

      "This is Gozal.  From the jewelry store.  I've uncovered a little information about your pendant."

      "Go ahead," Paige said.

      "Well," he said.  "It seems your pendant was part of the ancient Aztec wedding ceremony.  Brides would wear it on their wedding nights, at the time of consummation.  It was a fertility symbol, guaranteeing a long, fruitful life and many sons."

      Paige was silent, wondering if its inclusion in the snuff videos was a lark or a sick joke.  "What's it made of?" 

      "If the pendant is real, and that's difficult to determine with a photograph, it's made of ivory, wrapped in a layer of gold," Gozal continued.  "I'd like to see it.  If that's at all possible."

      "I'm afraid it isn't," Paige said.  "You see, my mother lost the original, and I was going to have a new one made as a surprise."

      "Of course," he said.  "If you'd like me to put together a few quotes."

      "Yes," Paige said.  "But, um . . . you're not going to use ivory, are you?"

      "Miss Thompson," Gozal said.  "I have never in my thirty-four years in business knowingly bought, sold, or traded a piece of ivory.  Ivory is for barbarians."  He sighed deeply.  "I like to think of the human race in more compassionate terms."

      "If only the human race was compassionate," Paige said, thinking of the videos.

      "At times it can be," Gozal said, then, "I'll call you next week."

      "Thank you."

      "Good-bye, Miss Thompson."  Gozal hung up, and scribbled down a note to remember to call the young woman the following week.  He would not have to do much calculating in regards to the copy, having already made such a pendant -- an identical pendant -- not that long ago.  He couldn't help but wonder, though, why Aztec fertility symbols were suddenly so in vogue.

 

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      There was an exclusive interview with Mary Hart of Entertainment Tonight:

      "You once said that no film would ever be made from any of your novels," she said, crossing her legs.  "What made you change your mind?"

      "I was bored," Anatole said, then, "Are your legs really insured for million bucks?  Someone told me that.  I mean, shit, they're nice and all, but isn't that a bit silly?"

      She cleared her throat.  "They sure are."  She smiled graciously and carried on.  "Maybe you should consider having your fingers insured.  Can't type without fingers."

      The author laughed.  "Mary, if I ever had these fingers insured, it would have nothing to do with typing.  Let me tell you that.  Nothing to do with typing at all.  These fingertips know how to dance the hoochie-coochie, they can scale mountains, part the red seas."  He leaned close, and whispered, "And if I wasn't otherwise involved, I'd offer to demonstrate on them million dollar gams of yours."

 

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      There was a meeting with Heather:

      "The rehearsal went well," Max said.

      "Dan Mulligan is wonderful," Heather said, sounding surprised.  "He's got such a reputation."

      "For perfection?"

      "For being an asshole."

      "Maybe you're putting a little too much faith in the reporting ethics of People magazine."

      "It was Us magazine," Heather said, a smile.  "If you don't mind."

      "That makes a world of difference."

      She laughed.

      "He brings just the right element of sleazy charm to Dr. Franklin," Max said.  "The perfect bedside manner."

      "You want to love him and kill him, all at the same time," Heather said.

      "Something like that," Max said, then, abruptly changing the subject, "There's been something I've been wanting to talk to you about."

      "What's that?" Heather said, an expectant smile.

      "I want to shoot the hospital scenes in black and white."

      Heather's forehead crinkled.  She wasn't sure what exactly Max was getting at.  "And?"

      "And . . . I need your help."

      "I don't know anything about film," she said, confused.

      "No.  But you know how to get things out of your old man."

      She nodded.  "Father doesn't like the black and white idea?"

      "Doesn't know about it yet," Max said  "But he's bound to employ a presidential veto.  Unless of course you convince him otherwise."

      "First you have to convince me," Heather said.  The smile reappearing with a slightly lecherous edge.

      "And how should I do that?" Max asked, thinking Paige was so right.  She had called the shot . . . Heather will come on you, and she'll come on strong. 

      "I'll think of something," Heather said. 

      "He needs to be persuaded A.S.A.P."

      "Okay," Heather said.  "Let's just say you owe me one.  I'll decide what, when and where at a later date. In the meantime, I'll speak to father."

      "Thanks."

 

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      There was a conference in the costume department:

      "I don't think you're going to be happy," Kristine Jacobson said.

      "What's the problem?" Max asked.

      Production manager, Buck Milani held up a flowered print dress.  "Is this what you see for Leanna?" he asked.

      Max scratched at his forehead.  "No," he said.

      "Didn't think so," Kristine said.

      "Black," Max said.  "Lots of black."

      "That's what I told them," Milani said.  "And this is what we got."

      Max looked through Leanna's rack of costumes.  "This is hideous.  No one wears clothes like this."

      "My feelings exactly."

      "How's the rest of it?"  Max asked.

      "Fine," Kristine said.  "Leanna's the only problem."

      "They're clueless," Milani said.

      "Well," Max said.  "Fill them in."

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      There was a meeting with Wendenstein:

      "Max.  What's this I hear about part of the movie being shot in black and white?"

      "The hospital scenes," Max explained.

      "You know what the American public thinks of black and white?" Wendenstein asked.

      Max nodded.

      "They think it's pretentious and arty.  And Americans don't like pretentious and arty."

      "What about Spielberg?" Max asked.

      "He isn't arty."

      "Scorsese?"

      "He isn't pretentious."

      "Woody Allen?"

      "He's both."

      Max laughed.  "Don't worry about it."

      "I'm the producer," Wendenstein said.  "It's my responsibility to worry.  Check the job description."

      "Heather Theilgard thinks it's a good idea."

      "I see," Wendenstein said.  "Has she spoken to her father?"

      "I believe so."

      "Then there's no point in having this discussion."

 

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      An offer was made to Tori Lynn:

      "The agency said you wanted to see me," the porn queen said, taking a seat before Max.  She was less cocky, less brash.  Almost demure.  A student called before her principal.  A woman in need of work, before her last chance employer.  Gone was the low cut/high cut/push up/skin tight party attire, replaced by a simple spring time dress, silky but lose.  She still looked sexy -- Tori Lynn would look sexy dressed in brown plastic trash bag or a canvas tarp, she possessed that power -- but not blatantly so.  Instead of being knocked out of the ring -- a K.O. in the first seconds of the first round -- you were jabbed softly below the belt, and the referee never even noticed.

      Max got right to the point.  "I want to offer you a role in Healer."

      Tori's appearance changed suddenly and dramatically.  The look on her face suggested someone had mortally insulted her.  "Excuse me," she said.

      "Healer," Max said.  "I'd like to offer you the role of Anne Pecota."  He began to explain the character, but Tori cut him short.

      "I know who she is," she said.  "Paxton Rowe's legal assistant.  I've read the book," she looked down, then away, then back at Max, as if embarrassed by the next fact.  "A few times."

      "It's a small part," he said.  "But it's a start."

      "Why?" she asked.

      "Why what?" Max said.

      "Why give me a part?"

      "Cause I just watched a couple of your movies . . ." Max began.

      "And you want to fuck me."

      "And," he said.  "I saw you bring life to some of the worst dialogue ever written.  I'd sort of like to see what you can do with a real role."

      Tori sat back in the chair and smiled.  "You're putting me on," she said, the porn star charm turned suddenly on high.  "You don't have to do this, y'know.  I mean, if you want to get in my pants, buy me dinner.  Ask me over for a drink.  Hell, I would have probably fucked you . . ."

      Max cut her off.  "Tori, stop," he said.  "I'm offering you a role in my movie.  And that's all I'm interested in.  Do you want it?"

      The mystique vanished, she became insecure, almost innocent.  "You're giving this to me because of my acting talent?"

      "I promise," he explained.  "This film means everything to me.  I wouldn't offer you the part if I didn't think you could do it."

      "Honest?"

      He nodded and smiled.  "Honest."

      They stared at each other for a moment.  Not awkwardly, but out of some strange form of mutual respect.  What each had been through to arrive at this point.  The Porn Queen and the Hot Shot Director.  It sounded like a bad mid-70's comedy starring Goldie Hawn and George Segal. 

      "Well?" he asked, finally.

      "Count me in," she said.

      "Good."

      She began to laugh.

      "What's so funny?" he said.

      "No one's gonna believe it," she said.

      "Believe what?"

      "That I didn't fuck you every which way, long, tall and short, to get this part."

      Max nodded and smiled and wondered, just for a split second, about the long, tall and short bit, but said,  "Let 'em think what they want.  Just prove them wrong up there on the big screen.  That's the only place that counts."

      "The only places that count in this town are bank vaults and bedrooms," Tori said.  "Trust me on that one."

 

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      There was a drive by a few of the exterior locations:

      Kristine was at the wheel of her black Jeep Cherokee.  "That's what we'll be using for the hospital exterior."  She pointed out at the midtown L.A. high-rise.  "Squint and it can pass for New York."

      "I like it," Svenwall said, from the back seat.

      "Look at the gargoyles," Max said, then turning to Kristine.  "How'd you ever find this place."

      "Credit for this one goes to Buck," she explained.  "He's been wanting to use this building in a movie for as long as I can remember."

      "What do you think, Anatole?" Max asked.

      In the back seat the author grunted.  "I'm squinting and it still ain't New York."

      And hour later -- a typical L.A. driving hour -- heavy traffic, not long distance -- the Jeep turned into Griffith Park.

      "Let me guess," Anatole said.  "Central Park, right?"

      "You got it," Kristine said.

      Anatole looked around.  He read the signs pointing toward golf courses, tennis courts, pony rides, and the bird sanctuary.  "Yeah," he said, sucking in his breath.

      Svenwall leaned close.  "Bet you a hundred bucks," he said to Anatole, "you won't be able to tell the difference between this place and Central Park when I get through filming it."

      Anatole gawked at the cinematographer.  "You serious?"

      "I'll run film shot in Central Park back to back with the film I shoot here.  You tell me which is which, I hand you a C-note.  On the spot."

      You're on," Anatole said, then with a laugh, "Wanna make it a grand?"

      "I'm only a cinematographer," Svenwall said.  "I don't make your kind of money."

      "No one makes his kind of money," Max said.

      Next the Jeep ventured out to Melrose Avenue, which would fill in for Greenwich Village.

      "If this is such a big budget extravaganza," Anatole said.  "Then why not film the Goddamn thing in New York?"

      "Because then it would be an even bigger budget extravaganza," Kristine explained.

      "And you can never predict the New York weather," Svenwall added.

      "As opposed to L.A.," Anatole said.  "Where it's always so," he let the next word dance pirouettes on his tongue, "lo-ve-ly."

      "Something like that," the cinematographer said, with a smile.

      "And let's not forget the unions," Kristine said.

      "What about 'em?" Anatole asked.

      "The New York film unions have crippled shooting," Kristine explained.  "Their demands are outrageous, their wages higher than anywhere else."

      "So," Anatole said.  "It's cheaper to film a New York street scene in L.A., than it is to film it in New York?"

      "Absolutely," Kristine said.  "Between the Theilgard back lot and L.A.'s generic architecture . . ."

      "You mean ugly," Anatole said.

      " . . . we can make a Greenwich Village street scene look so realistic that even the Mayor of New York wouldn't be able to tell the difference."

      "Well, blow my tootie," Anatole said.

      "Add onto that the expense of dragging the cast and most of us to New York for who knows how long, and forget it," Kristine continued.  "We're ten million over budget, Theilgard is making life hell for Wendenstein, and Wendenstein, in turn, is making life hell for us."

      "Hollywood's version of the trickle down theory," Max suggested.

      "What comes around, goes around.  And in this town, that usually isn't good."

 

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      There was another meeting with Svenwall:

      "All set," Max said.

      "I heard," Svenwall said.  "The first black and white footage ever shot for a Theilgard production.  I feel honored."  He shook his head slightly.  "We're lucky we were able to get the film."

      "What do you mean?"

      "There's not much of a call for black and white 35mm motion picture film.  Or so the fine folks at Kodak informed me.  They told me my name would be put on a waiting list and I should have the stock in two to three months."

      "You're kidding?"

      The cinematographer shook his head, then began to smile.  "So, I had Wendenstein put in a call.  He told them that either they come up with what we need, or every Theilgard production from this point forward would be shot on Agfa stock."

      "And?"

      Svenwall laughed.  "Two hundred thousand feet arrived earlier this afternoon.  We're all set."

 

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      There was another meeting with Wendenstein:

      "Max.  What's this I hear about you offering the role of Anne Pecota to Tori Lynn?"

      "I thought she'd be perfect for the part," Max said.  "And I didn't think you'd mind my one contribution to the casting effort."

      "But . . . she's a porn star."

      "She's, and I quote the shooting script, smart, sassy, and independent, with a body that could rust the staples off a centerfold," Max said, adding, "And she knows how to deliver a line."

      Wendenstein began to laugh.  He wagged a you-naughty-boy finger at his director.  His tone was almost lecherous.  "You're fucking her."

      "No, Bill," Max said, not even cracking a smile.  "I'm not fucking her."

      "You want to fuck her."

      "Every guy wants to fuck Tori Lynn.  I'm not dead.  But that's beside the point."

      "Which is?"

      "I'm not fucking her.  And I have no plans to fuck her."

      "I don't get it."

      "I gave her the part because I think she's got talent, and I wanted to give her a break."

       "I see."  The producer scratched at his right ear.  "So, you don't mind if I ask her out?"

      Max laughed.  "What you do with Tori Lynn is no business of mine, as long as it doesn't interfere with her playing the part of Anne Pecota."

      "She knows she's got the part no matter what?"

      "Um-huh."

      "Damn," the producer said.  "Think maybe you could give her a call and tell her it has to be approved by me first?"

      "Uh-uh."

      "Didn't think so."  Wendenstein shrugged.  "Guess I'll have to rely on my charm and good looks as usual."

      "And if they don't work?"

      "I'll offer her a role in my next picture."

 

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      There was a meeting with Wesley Selden:

      "Why Santa Monica?" she asked, standing at the edge of the Municipal Pier.

      "I like stepping over homeless people," Selden replied.

      Paige smiled.  Selden needed for her to.  He was running out of people at the bureau who appreciated good sarcasm.

      "It seems like a place where a young woman would go shopping, or maybe for a walk."

      "Rodeo Drive and Melrose Avenue are the places to go shopping," Paige said.  "And no one goes for walks."  She nudged him with her elbow.  "A little L.A. etiquette."

      "Who knew?" Selden said, a shrug.

      Paige answered with a little shrug of her own, then said, "What do you have?"

      Selden handed her a bag from the Midnight Special Bookstore, a little shop over on the 3rd Street Promenade.  He had purchased a book to read on the plane ride home -- a mystery by Carl Hiaasen -- and now was putting the bag to good use.

      Paige grasped the bag tightly in her hands, then she listened as Selden filled her in on the Senator and his kick-the-bucket wardrobe of choice.

      "They're dropping like flies," Paige said.

      "Lucky for us."

      "Right," she said, thinking it'd seem a lot luckier if one of the sonofabitches would just turn himself and his half-million dollar video in, with the name, address, and phone number of the person from whom it was ordered.

      "How out you?" he asked.  "Everything going as planned?"

      "Yes," she said.  "Everything's on schedule."

      "Good."  Reaching out, squeezing her arm, Selden nodded his farewell, then turned on his heels and disappeared down the pier.  Paige watched him walk away -- the limp, she could never forget his limp.  His sky blue wind breaker flapped in the persistent Santa Monica breeze.  He looked unhappy.  Lost.  Like everyone in L.A.

      Selden was tempted to spend a few smog covered days searching for his God child, Maggie.  It was a most inviting proposition.  He'd find her, or at least her trail.  Of that he was sure.  Those years working recon in Nam proved that he could find anyone or anything, no matter what or how little was left.  And if he wasn't so damn terrified as to where his search for his God daughter might lead, he probably would have.  Yeah, he would have, he thought to himself as he headed his car out onto the freeway in search of LAX.

 

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      Max was introduced to Donald Bush:

      "Max," Svenwall said, doing the introduction.  "I'd like you to meet the best camera operator in all of Hollywood, Donald Bush."

      Max shook Bush's hand.  "Nice to meet you."

      "Same here."

      "Karl speaks highly of you," Max said.

      "He should," Bush said.  "I've saved his ass enough times."

      "When we can't come up with a shot that works," Svenwall explained.  "We turn it over to Donald."

      "Remember that scene in Hops where everything was shot in extreme close up?" Bush asked.

      "Yeah," Max said, vaguely remembering.  "Close-ups of mouths and eyes and hands."

      "That's the one," Svenwall said.

      "My idea," Bush bragged.

      "The set was so Goddamn ugly, Hargrove refused to shoot on it," Svenwall explained.  "But we were already way over budget.  So, Donald here suggested we shoot everything in E.C.U.  You'll never see the set, we told Hargrove."

      "He hems and haws," Bush said.  "Fucking actors got no business behind the camera."

      "I tell him, try it.  What does he have to lose?" Svenwall said.  "If it works, you don't have to rebuild the set.  If not, you wasted a little film.  The cast and crew were being paid whether we shot or not."

      "Wasn't that the scene the critics raved about?" Max asked.

      "The fucker didn't give me any credit," Bush said.  "Made like it was his idea."  He shook his head slightly.  "Fucking actors.  Sometimes I think they should all die."

      "I don't know if I'd go that far," Max said.

      "Max," Bush said.  "You haven't been in this business long enough."  He turned and barked some orders at a few Grips who were beginning to light the hospital set.  He spun back to face Max and Svenwall, said, "I gotta go break some necks," then huffily walked off toward the lighting crew.

      "He's abrasive," Svenwall said, tapping an index finger just to the side of his right eye.  "But he's got the eye.  He's managed focus pulls in the dark, rack focuses, long, slow dolly shots.  Remember the bedroom scene in Head Games?"

      Max nodded.  "The six minute tracking shot."

      Svenwall held up the same index finger for emphasis.  "One take."

      "I'm surprised the cast didn't blow it," Max said.

      "All they had to do was fuck," Svenwall said.  "We moved that camera in, out, around, over, under.  Christ, I swear we got closer to Christina Williamson than Seth Fusco did."  He began to laugh.  "Donald smoked four cigarettes in a row right after he got that shot.  He was more exhausted than they were."  He nodded sincerely.  "The guy's a genius.  A little strange, maybe."

      "Who isn't?"

      "True enough," Svenwall said, adding, "I should tell you about his hand held footage."

 

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      Max and Paige watched the Senator's video:

      She had told Max about the meeting in Santa Monica, but he seemed distracted, so very far away.

      "Just play it," he said, thinking how he had never wanted to see another of these monstrosities.  "Let's get this over with."

      Paige hit PLAY.  The music thundered, and there was the elephant pendent, dangling in front of an orangish background.  The shot dissolved, slowly, into a carefully cropped image of work shoes.  The camera panned up from the shoes, to the shapely calves, to the tanned knees, to the hem of the obnoxiously colorful uniform of a world famous fast food chain, and the bottom edge of the apron.

      Max sighed loudly -- a deep exhale.  Paige turned from the TV and looked into his face.  She could almost make out the garish colors reflected in his eyes.

      On the monitor the pan upwards continued, past the tapered waist, the dangling pendant, up the young woman's slender neck, to a perfectly framed close up of the young woman's face, topped off by that ridiculous fucking hat.

      Paige was still looking at Max when the pain of recognition began to contort his features. 

      "No," he said, very softly.

      Paige glanced at the TV.  The absolute horror in the young woman's face made her turn back quickly.

      "Gina," Max whispered.  "That's Gina."

      Paige turned back toward the monitor.  The cameraman was panning up -- a close up of her hands tied together.

      "The girl who kissed you in the Hammermill."

      "Yes."

      "Whose headshot was in . . .

      "Yes."

      "God."

      "If you hadn't come along."

      "You might have taken her home."

      "No," he said.  He looked away just as the blue plaid dress became a blue plaid puddle on the snuff room floor. 

      "Don't even think it."

      Max stood and paced about the room.  "Jesus fucking Christ!"  He leaned against the closest wall and punched it hard.  Then again.  "What the fuck is going on?"  He punched the wall again.

      Paige went to his side.  She touched his arm lightly.  But he only pulled away, then walked out of the room.  Leaving her standing there, alone, staring after his shadow.

 

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      Theilgard and Utz made plans:

      "Bush is going to be tied up for at least three months," Utz said.

      "So?" Theilgard asked.

      "Let's do one for the road.  This weekend.  Before his real job begins."

      "Do you have an order?"

      "I think so."  The hairless man laughed.  "This Catalina dickhead is real curious.  I think he'd jump at the opportunity to own one of our originals."

      "What do you have in mind?"

      "A little baseball bat fantasy."

      Theilgard shrugged.

      Utz rubbed his hands together greedily.  "I can string up some regulation sized hardballs like anal beads.  A couple of Louisville Sluggers.  Be a hell of a lot more interesting than that damned switchblade."

      "Fine," Theilgard said, feeling suddenly aroused at the seeds his little friend had planted in his skull.

      "Saturday night."

      "Yes.  Show up around midnight.  I have just the girl for your little league fantasy."

      Utz smiled.  "This ain't no little league.  This is the fucking World Series."

 

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      There was a quick polish with Anatole:

      "It's the scene between Leanna and her Mom," Max explained.

      "What's wrong with it?" Anatole asked.

      "It's not working.  Something isn't clicking."

      "Anita Darby isn't clicking," Anatole said.  "She stopped clicking twenty years ago.  She wouldn't know a click if it bit her on her sagging ass."

      "She's older than I expected," Max had to agree.

      "Old!  Damnit, Max, the broad's ancient."  Anatole laughed.  "I was talking with her the other day.  For the hell of it, I asked her how old she was.  She blushed and said, sixty-two.  Hell, if Anita Darby's sixty-two, I'm a fucking fetus.  I'm telling you, she was a teenager during the first world war."

      Max laughed.  "She's not that old." 

      "She's so old, that if you cut her in half you still couldn't figure out her age by counting the rings, because numbers don't go that high."  The author began to cackle, then cough.  "Shit!  She's so old, she remembers voting for Roosevelt -- Teddy Roosevelt."

      "I get the picture.  So, what so we do?"

      "Suggest a late retirement."

      "About the script?"

      "We cut out all her lines," Anatole suggested.

      "Let Heather carry the scene?"

      "Yeah.  Just have the old broad cry a lot.  She should be able to manage that."

      "You're cruel," Max said, but he couldn't help but laugh.

      "Y'know how old she is?"

      "No," Max said, playing along.  "How old?"

      "She's so old that . . ."

 

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      There was a call to uncle Bill:

      "But the weather's great."

      "Why would I want to go out there when I just got myself a forty inch Mitsubishi color television?  Are you nuts?"

      "It's just that I'm going to be really tied up with the film.  It's going to be a while before I can fly back out East.  I have tons of room."

      "Don't you worry about me," the elderly gentleman said.  "My TV's the talk of the building.  It's real popular with the widows, if you know what I mean."

      Max wasn't quite sure he did, but he was sure he didn't want his uncle to elaborate.

      "You ask that girl to marry you yet?"

      "Not yet."

      "What are you waiting for?  Hell's not scheduled to freeze over for years."

      "The time's not right.  I've got a lot on my mind . . . wanna get this movie right."

      "You know what I've got to say about that, don't you?"

      "Baloney?"

      "Baloney!"

 

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      And there was a small and very private party at Theilgard's Malibu estate:

      Angelique arrived promptly at eight PM.  It was a Saturday night, and though she had more offers of dates and weekends here, there and everywhere, more offers than she could possibly remember, it was with Jeffrey Theilgard that she'd spend this most popular of evenings.  He was the man who'd immortalize her.  Of that she was relatively sure.  He seemed so firm on the outside, but she just knew he was nothing more than a big old teddy bear on the inside.  She had never seen a lover more grateful.  Hell, she always did that in bed.  It wasn't any big deal.  Back in high school, her girlfriends thought she was gross for even entertaining the thought, never mind carrying it out, but Angelique figured, even back then, if sex wasn't a little bit dirty, well, then, it wasn't any good.

      "Hello," Theilgard said, opening the door.

      "No butler, Mr. Theilgard," Angelique said, a sexy smile forming on her lips.

      "I gave him the night off," the big man explained.

      Angelique stepped into the mansion, walked past the big man, her hand brushing lightly against his crotch.

      Theilgard cleared his throat, just slightly.  Then shut the door, and locked it.  Once safely inside, the big man handed her a small but meticulously wrapped box.

      "For me?" she said.

      A broad grin.

      Opening the package, Angelique oohed and ahhed, taking the present from the velvety interior of the box, and holding it up for closer inspection.

      "Do you like it?" Theilgard asked.

      And though she would have certainly preferred something more, well, modern, this little jeweled elephant was certainly different.  Unique in its own mutant sort of way.  "I love it," she said.

      "Put it on."

      Angelique lifted the gold chain over her head.  "It'll look much better against my skin," she said, suddenly peeling off her top.  "There."  The four-tusked beast dangled between the heavenly man-made mounds.  "See?"

      "Yes," Theilgard said, his voice a quivering whisper.  "Much better.  Much, much better, indeed."

 

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